Spider update

Aforementioned exotic looking spider in post box appears to have died. It could be faking it. All the news, as it happens, right here. 

While I’m on, I’m a fan of the foam shrimp. I’ve never really grown up, confectionery-wise. I purchased a packet today in M&S for 70p and cracked them open on the way back to the office. Had a slump at about 3pm which consisted of feelings of extreme lethargy, cotton woolly brain and a bit of a “whitey”. I’m blaming the foam shrimps. They’re clearly completely poisonous to the over 50s. Lesson learned. 

Spider still dead.