Guess who’s back …

It’s only the most ridiculous purchase I’ve ever made (apart from the anatomically correct heart brooch I bought that Debz McDozey thought was a vagina* when I wore it to Mrs Green’s Tea Lounge. Why would I wear a vagina* brooch? Don’t answer that).

Yup. He’s back. He must be dizzy. It might be my imagination but he looks a bit pissed off.  I’m certainly pissed off that he’s back.

In other news I’ve just been out for tea. Came back starving. Ate four mini sausage rolls.

Anyway if you fancy a dinosaur necklace – and why wouldn’t you – apply within. Yours for the bargain price of £100. (That means I’ll pay YOU £100 to take it away)

*(Rachael! Hannah! Mummy’s saying vagina again!)


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