It’s only the most ridiculous purchase I’ve ever made (apart from the anatomically correct heart brooch I bought that Debz McDozey thought was a vagina* when I wore it to Mrs Green’s Tea Lounge. Why would I wear a vagina* brooch? Don’t answer that).
In other news I’ve just been out for tea. Came back starving. Ate four mini sausage rolls.
Anyway if you fancy a dinosaur necklace – and why wouldn’t you – apply within. Yours for the bargain price of £100. (That means I’ll pay YOU £100 to take it away)
*(Rachael! Hannah! Mummy’s saying vagina again!)